When I first booted up Divinity: Original Sin 2, my brain short-circuited faster than a gnome trying to outrun lava! 🤯 The sheer tsunami of class options made me feel like a squirrel drowning in a nut factory - Battlemage? Shadowblade? Fighter? Knight? I swear the character creation screen gave me analysis paralysis that lasted longer than some relationships I've had! Every choice felt like committing to a lifetime subscription of chaos, and let me tell you, my clumsy fingers nearly summoned a demon when I accidentally clicked on 'Metamorph' while eating pizza. 🍕my-epic-divinity-original-sin-2-class-meltdown-image-0"

"### 14 BATTLEMAGE: The Magical Swiss Army Knife That Stabs You Back

Oh, the Battlemage! My glorious disaster of a first playthrough! 🪄⚔️ I felt like a god wielding fireballs in one hand and a battle-axe in the other - until I realized my defense stats were thinner than tissue paper in a hurricane. That moment when three voidwings simultaneously sneezed on me and I exploded into pixelated confetti? Yeah, I still have nightmares. But ohhh, the dopamine rush when I froze an entire battlefield THEN cleaved them like ice sculptures!

Personal rule: Always pack resurrection scrolls. Always."